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Unanticipated emergency use of the Delta

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, Delta residents might be glad that many residents of the region still don’t know where the Delta is.

The Stockton Record has learned from its Facebook fans that some see the Delta as a potential refuge if zombies appear. One said he’d hide on his boat in a secluded slough, and another agreed that the water hyacinth would choke anything.

Of course, some Delta residents may feel that they’ve already been invaded on more than one occasion by mindless creatures animated by powerful supernatural forces.

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